"Oh Zit!" | Pond's Clear Solutions Radio

In the bathroom––

SFX: Tap running. Girl humming. Then––

GIRL: (Gasp!) A pimple?! Oh you gotta be ZITTING me! This is BULL ZIT! OH ZIT, pa’no ‘to? Argh, ZIT ZIT ZIT!!! OK, this is between you and me, pimple. You’re so FULL OF ZIT and I’m not taking any ZIT from you, you PIECE OF ZIT! Come here, ‘coz I’m gonna pop the LIVING ZIT out of you!

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GIRL: NO ZIT, it really works!

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